Other Ways To Say Fuck You

My best friend needs new ways to tell her family to fuck off. Any suggestions?

"Eat a full bag of shit, buddy."

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Re: Other Ways To Say Fuck You

oh no, that isn't a healthy way to communicate with your family

LOL

I know, but if you knew her family, you'd understand.

"Fuuuuuck Youuuuu!" say a la Steve Martin's "Well, excuuuuuse meeeee!"

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Re: Other Ways To Say Fuck You

  • Author: dudeman
  • 7/22/09 3:23:54 PM

Fuck You is perfect the way it is. One shouldn't mess with perfection...

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Re: Other Ways To Say Fuck You

Sounds like a bad idea, Wildflower.

I thought you were worked or aspired to work in mental health...
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Re: Other Ways To Say Fuck You

  • Author: hamster
  • 7/22/09 3:25:28 PM

go fuck your mother's rotten cunt and crawl back to whoretown, you mongoloid asshole.


"I like to work with friends and for friends on something that might help somebody. Something with humor, sadness; simple things."

LOL

Me? Uh, no.

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Re: Other Ways To Say Fuck You

lol @ ely's signature

Re: Other Ways To Say Fuck You

  • Author: hamster
  • 7/22/09 3:27:23 PM

Your mother's cunt smells like leper vomit.


"I like to work with friends and for friends on something that might help somebody. Something with humor, sadness; simple things."

Re: Other Ways To Say Fuck You

Me? Uh, no.

Sorry. My bad. It must have been Answering Belle.
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I like to have a cafe con hielo in the sweltering mornings of Andalucia. Listening to rare flamenco recordings from the '30s. Seminal stuff. -Winter Trees

No, not you, Hamster.

Yeah, it's AB that's trying for the mental health field.

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Re: Other Ways To Say Fuck You

Yeah, EL. Re my sig. Trees just said this randomly in a thread and it was so evocative that I had to keep it somewhere.
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I like to have a cafe con hielo in the sweltering mornings of Andalucia. Listening to rare flamenco recordings from the '30s. Seminal stuff. -Winter Trees

Re: Other Ways To Say Fuck You

I usually jerk off and blow my load on their face. They get the message....

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Re: Other Ways To Say Fuck You

  • Author: ISPY2
  • 7/22/09 4:06:29 PM

Send the porno shots to all the members of the family
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Re: Other Ways To Say Fuck You

  • Author: james
  • 7/22/09 4:20:54 PM

Your mother's cunt smells like leper vomit.

That's a winner in my book.

Re: Other Ways To Say Fuck You

  • Author: hamster
  • 7/22/09 4:23:36 PM

cheers, feel free to use it.


"I like to work with friends and for friends on something that might help somebody. Something with humor, sadness; simple things."

Re: Other Ways To Say Fuck You

  • Author: james
  • 7/22/09 4:25:38 PM

Will do, with proper citation.

Re: Other Ways To Say Fuck You

Go suck a bag o' dicks.

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Re: Other Ways To Say Fuck You






every morning and every day...i'll bossanova with ya

Re: Other Ways To Say Fuck You

  • Author: youfile
  • 7/22/09 5:37:04 PM

"your asshole is a lot more loose than i would have liked."

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