Profile for WavesCrashing

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Other	"I stand behind a guitar. you go stand behind whatever you want." -Ryan "They're just fucking with you 'cause they know you're a Phil zoner. They're assholes, just let it slide bro." -Dose Amigo What's up guys, I'm a pretenious asshole. -Flunky Artichoke Hey, me too. Wanna get naked and bathe in jelly? ...I'm gonna dip my balls in it... -cwdickweed Anything I say is intelligent, while whatever anybody else says is stupid. - Flunky Artichoke I'm a wasted loser who can't exist in the real world. ...I'm gonna dip my balls in it... -cwdickweed maybe you can explain humor to wc and charlie villanueva while you're here i know i laugh so hard i cry every time I see your "...I'm gonna dip my balls in it..." line - you must have a keen sense of humor best of luck Bill Brad Pemberton Solo Album Details: Brad's first solo album will be entitled "I'm a Hick". It contains tracks like: 1. Hell Yea I Wear Boots Behind the Drum Kit (I'm a Hick!) 2. I Know Nothing About That (in reference to an evening with Graboff) 3. Fuck Neal Peart! 4. Cat's Getting Married (Get Me to the Church) 5. Drinkin' Whiskey, Smokin' Weed 6. Bucky Baxter Lives on a Boat (pt. 1) 7. Nashville is a Great Place to Live, But I Wouldn't Want to Visit (A Tribute to the State of all States, a Suite Written in A minor) 8. Ryan is my Co-Pilot 9. Hell Yea I Wear Boots in Bed (I'm A Hick!) 10. Nashville Kung Fu (A Tribute to All Those Hardworking Immigrants in and Around Tennessee, Let's Hope That the Sun Never Sets on Your Hard Work, Perseverence and Ability to Whip Up a Mean Egg Roll) Jebus 4/30/07 8:10:27 PM WC, in all seriousness, might be the single most stupid person on the board, and that is saying a lot. WavesCrashing 5/2/07 4:18:26 AM This of course opens me up to some ignorant sarcastic statement from Jebus about how he loves when people on the .org make fun of others for being on the very same message board. Witty stuff you snot nose bastard, did you learn how to be an arrogant ass in law school or were you born that way? Ryan Adams 5/2/07 8:35:53 AM WavesCrashing, even I think you're a ponce Oh, for the love of... I tell ya what Waves, you seem to feel somehow personally wounded by my actions. I believe your actual words of indignation the other day were "How dare you insult Ryan Adams. How dare you post on this board." So I'm going to start a thread just so you and people like you can pop in and take your shots. I mean, really swing for the fences. Get it off your chest. Let me know how what I harmed you or why it is so offensive. Or ya know, just keep taking cheap shots, either way... -Gold Falcon I think I'll just keep taking cheap shots, but thanks anyways. -Me ~~ Y'all remember him as Joe the Policeman from the What's Goin' Down episode of "That's My Momma", Mr Randy Watson ~~ The admiral has no life. Do not bother to read his posts. He probably has no penis either." Don't judge me. There is this girl i know, lets just say her name is Lisa. And she is a really big slut. I hope God finds the goodness and her and doesn't send her to hell for the un-Godly amount of penis she has had. I hope she can just chill out and not be such a slut. -Carrots "bill you're like a cat whose lost its whiskers, perpetually stuck behind the refridgerator and waves is the guy who keeps pulling you out" -Godspeed "How bout the last episode of "Who's the Boss" where Tony hooks up with Jonathan? Bad writing if you ask me." -Me Re: Why or how did you end up here?Author: Rep. Mark Foley 5/11/07 3:46:46 PM I was trying to use Ryan Adams as an icebreaker for future cyber sex partners, but then I was drawn in by the sheer charmingness and positivity of you all. i thought sending you free cd's would be my way of trying to be nice, but it's obvious that your deep seeded, unprovoked and irrational hatred of me will not allow you to accept my friendship. this one will take a LONG time to recover from. i hope you are happy. the bear what's the story you aren't tight with wavescrashing any more? you just drop him and start cavorting with makisupa? no wonder why the wc is so depressed. between this and the whole veronica mars thing, the guy is going to off himself. the bear "Sometimes when I'm alone and I'm sure no one is listening, I play Summer of '69" -Ryan that was ace -mem I don't think Bryan has ever sang a Ryan song. My only proof of this is that my head hasn't exploded. But hey if Tim McfuckinGraw can do it, why not Bryan Adams -Juicy Juicy Juice Things that gross me out: WavesCrashing Godspeed ElevatorLady emily oh! the clap -voice of reason Shit stirrer extraordinaire. "Also he got to make with a plate, Love are Hell, which was in the first place rejected by its society. The three cd's which he made in 2005, according to him total is found oneself has been understood because ` which ruggengraatloze nipples they brought out in the found oneself order." Doogie: Why say fookers like Da Vinci or Beethoven as geniuses when you don't even fancy any of their shit?!! Fookin sea-breezes. Fook value through antiquity. sinner: waves... normally you're in the "people i despise" category, but that's one of my favorite half baked scenes, so you get momentary reprieve. is reprieve the right word there? GF:I'd be more interested in a detailed review of The Commissary than I would a detailed review of the show. A lot of Memphis barbecue can be too saucy, I'd be interested in knowing how they serve their pork. llr 8/20/07 3:30:52 PM i had a dream that Mephistopheles led me down a dark hallway to an even darker, soulless place, and when i got to the end of the hallway bruce jenner was standing there drinking orange juice, with no shirt on, and emblazoned on his chest in and burning in purple and red letters (in the same font as dokken uses on their album covers, t-shirts, etc) was the term "ryanadams.org I woke up screaming and of course immediately went to my laptop and typed that domain name in. stumbling 10/15/07 8:54:02 PM ya, Happy Birthday! one of my fave posters right now. not posters like concert posters but people who post their thoughts and humour and such. here. Author: jkellum 10/18/07 12:12:38 PM take the pews out of the Ryman? you just made baby Jesus cry. Author: stumbling 10/27/07 2:56:32 ha ha. you know I like manure! the smell of it. Author: stumbling 10/27/07 3:09:50 PM oh. anyways, I thought it was kindof a Dutch thing. I love cows too. ok, I'll shut up now. Re: This is very hard for me to write: Author: WavesCrashing 11/2/07 9:33:04 PM This is easy for me to write: what you're saying is inane and annoying. Moonlight mile, thank you for being so easy to make fun of...so inconsequential that I won't even bother to call you a turd....so full of platitudes and uninformed opinions that your words sound like cartoon translations of things that real people might say...thank you. Gold Falcon: Well, that's true poops. You don't all suck. But I'm still thinking I'd be much better off wearing a horsehair robe and scribbling in the margins of a manuscript... laterallie: women love pianists, be confident! Re: Hear ye hear ye: 2007 Org Awards results [edit]Author: WavesCrashing 11/13/07 5:20:09 PM I love you stumbling. And I also love this thread. It will never beat DEAR DAVE though. stumbling 11/13/07 5:21:29 PM ha ha. ah, my fave orger just about! (btw, I'm always embarassed after my cyber meltdowns. just so you know.) WavesCrashing 11/13/07 5:38:17 PM YES!!! I'm gonna get a plaque that says "Stumbling's favorite orger" on it! You made my day, seriously. I'm gonna feel like I'm floating all night while I'm delivering pizzas. This is better than one of Andy's cheap and derogatory awards. (Although poops and I deserve that banging award) poops 11/14/07 3:12:34 AM Yes, and yes. One more Crocodile Dundee reference & I'll smack you. I swear to god if you turn this into a waves crashing and poops cyber sex thread I'm gonna freak. -Andy "The three cd's which he made in 2005, according to him total is found oneself has been understood because ` which ruggengraatloze nipples they brought out in the found oneself order." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That last mofo thread is a monster with four heads! Its a frickin Hydra or something. -Waves You're on that grass again, aren't you? -mofo again? you didnt realise it's a constant thing?! -poops True. The surprise should come when he shows up not talking about hydra threads using superlatives. -mofo You better believe it daddy-o! This is pretty heady stuff. -Waves In about ten minutes, WC's gonna show up in the sandwich thread I just made. -mofo It won't take me that long. -Waves nothing ever takes you that long, wavesie. heady... heady my ass. -poops Like whoa! -Waves ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sheep understand me. -mofo baaa. -poops ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WavesCrashing 12/18/07 2:03:49 AM My joke had a three pronged approach: 1) Its a quote from Seinfeld. George was really excited and elated about something. 2) its a derivation of when mofo said "I'm bursting". And 3) (my fave) Like stumbles said, its a play on the word "bust" as in boobs. This has been another lesson in dissecting Waves' humor, stay tuned for more. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alt-Country .Org The Movie (Who's Playing Who) Waves- Jason Bateman Andy - Michael J. Fox Erica - Dakota Fanning Imposter Erica - Vern Troyer Jebus - Alec Baldwin Poops - Angelina Jolie Gold Falcon - Timothy McVeigh (kinda looks like him) cwhumble (bill, the bear)- Ted Kacinski tim crimson - Yoda V.O.R. - Darth Vader or Frankie Munoz, I can't decide Godspeed - Justin Long (the mac guy) Doogie - Crispin Glover makisupa - Jon Fishman mofo - Keanu Reeves Dan8675309 - Rupert Murdoch Andy - Boo Radley Bonochick - Nicole Kidman Autumn - Kathy Griffin Brandy - Scarlett Johansson waves, you just made my year or something. -Brandy No, you're ScarJo not John Goodman. That's a gutsy casting move on Andy's part though. Kinda like Cate Blanchett playing Dylan, but even worse...and fatter. -Waves andy likes to think outside the box. and i'm going to box his ears. you can be my bill murray. sigh. swoon. -Brandy Awesome, you just made my year. "I have to be leaving now, but that shouldn't come between us" -Waves we're so about to become the next dot org couple. -Brandy You're such a sucker for compliments brandizzle. One scarlett reference and you're ready to take waves' balls in your mouth. -dannynoonan *christopher walken character reaches hand out to stumbling -hipsterdoofus Boo Radley (as Andy) emerges from the shadows and silently makes everything all right -Waves hey boo -hipsterdoofus ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i think they only had whale blubber back in those days..... -ovenboy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ wavescrashing is the poor man's mr. gay. -llr ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "THE EYES ! THE GRASPING HANDS! THE PUSHING ...!! AAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHHHH" so I was right - you had sex with Brandy -gharland ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hurting myself? I am like the fucking internet wolverine baby. I just keep healing myself. - Jeff Tweedy For President ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Actually, I got a BA in BS. -Waves All I got is carnal ways. -Waves Ryan is becoming a parody of himself lately. He's a simulacrum of something he used to be. Ryan's so post-modern that even he doesn't know who he is anymore. -Waves ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ sometimes i like to "raise the roof" just to show that i'm just like them. -Brandy i'm on the pez. keeps me happy. -Brandy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It was Waves who Stole the Soul.. -hb ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hillary's a hosebeast. - Ely Plains ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WavesCrashing can be a bit mean, but he is also super hysterical, so I am conflicted...but entertained! - Bonochick WavesCrashing: Once a staple of the .org night crew (US timezones), I know that felching zygote's secret. I also miss him. He should be on at all hours, and I move to make a motion to make that happen. AndyDuke, do what it takes to make that happen. The first .orger on salary. I'm also pulling for him to go to grad school and do great things - he seems like a very cool cat and deserves to run a large corporation which would make profits out of exploiting other major corporations. He seems like a crusader type. Although his anti-foreskin stigma kind of shook me a bit, I will not hold it against him. Sorry dude, I love my helmet headed fleshy love warrior. -mofo "It's hard not to be barfed by Barack "Afterburner" Obama. At the unclefucking 2004 Democratic convention, he visited with Newsweek gangbangs and creams, felching me. " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i got it fucking easy i have people that wipe my ass for me every morning spoon feed me my breakfast, lunch, and god damn dinner. and i make my dog iron for me yeah its fucking sweet -jamesh2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` tips for how to be a successful english major (from one who knows): -graduate first -get a job that will inevitably pay much less than what your friends who majored in some sort of business are making -do a good job -get promoted or move on to a job that still won't pay that great, but won't leave you destitute -find some friends that were also english majors. laugh about how you were english majors. throw in a couple "thanks, english degree"s -stop whining, look around your ridiculously small apartment and just be happy you didn't spend four years studying accounting and then the next 50 actually having to be an accountant -Carrots ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On Mandy Moore: I can't wait until some of them start attending her live shows and writing recaps about how the jammy, spaced-out arrangement of "Candy" took them to strange, new places. -r8753876 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ aiya. There is no winning with the determined. You will kill real love with your torturous ways, and yet I imagine you will be happier than all of us :( -WallLights ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Life is all about peaks and valleys and boobies. -dudeman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "this place sucks because waves is hardly here anymore hes all big time now" -Bill To be Jong (Is to be Kim, Is to be Ill) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I see my nemesis husky025 has joined us. Being unprepared to do battle, I must hastily retreat in order to live to fight him another day." -mofo ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Love that snare!" -JDR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Oh shit. He dropped the Jameson gauntlet. This is the lit crit equivalent of pulling the tire iron out of your trunk when in a melee." -Ely Plains ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You should stay away from the things which taint you. The drugs, the sex, the Ryan Adams. Please, be good to yourself, child, and the Lord will do the same. -- That's Bible with a capital "B!" -Bible ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ well that sounds like quite a full afternoon. make sure to lube up well my friend. peace. the bear ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sean...quit sleeping with your friends - Lacey ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ waves, are you an at least quasi-famous musician, artist or filmaker? if not then you dont have a chance with the east nasty girls. -kjoyoho ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mesa Jar Jar Binks, mesa gonna rape your childhood -dudeman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ennui + a dozen lousy shags + two CCs of self confidence = WavesCrashing - Ely Plains ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Waves - you're such a Sociologist. - Musette ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He's calling you an idiot, Kjoy. Prove him wrong. Light travels in A) Particles B) Waves Which is it? - justtalkin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We are two of the very few left here who like to tell people they are wrong, can remember what happened yesterday, and we don't take anything seriously. So until a bigger fish comes along, you are my new nemesis. You don't have to reciprocate, but it will be more fun if you do. - Jenny Mchott ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OMG Joost, you'll be the European Waves Crashing. Magical days ahead. -Roy100 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If he was an actual salesman, he would never sell a thing. He tries his hardest to make his music sound like a joke. -slayer32 He's like a salesman who just couldn't make a sale -Waves aaand wavescrashing goes yard - El Mariachi ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "magick. well now. i guarantee you there's going to be a number of "critics" trashing this song as trite. first of all, its just a fucking rock song. its fun. i lock into brad hammering away and my head starts going back and forth. but... listen to the lyrics. i don't know if its meant to be a socio-political statement or not, but its there if you want it. which i do. and that bridge... i don't know what he's singing the whole way through it (yet), but it makes me snarl, makes my knees bend and my muscles clench and want to knock someone out but then kiss them on the forehead after they fall. also, i'm really, really curious if there is a reference to the chaos theory spelling of magick with the title." -From the RAA ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This place gets weird when that Ryan Adams guy releases anything. -Jenny McHott ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I refrain from insulting people but you dive right into it like a snot nosed 20 something who is sure of "having all the answers" - Ankaa ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Neal Casal last night I missed it but wanted to go Anyone go in SB or elsewhere? -Threeeight Penguins. -Morgan Freeman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ you are fucking retard -kjoyho ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bryan is a mongolodian downy. He also has super strength. Beware. -Noonan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ whitney, i still think we should exchange bj techniques -kho ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I have a really wierd feeling deep down in my gut that even though kjoy and I may have our run ins here on the .org, we'd probably get along swell in real life. But that's just a stab in the dark. That gut feeling could also mean that I just have a wicked case of heartburn... -Whitney ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The only thing Beck and Maddow have in common is they both (presumably) like pussy. Although Beck is questionable as he seems rather effeminate at times... especially with all the crying and whatnot. -dudeman
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